This post contains spoilers from the season finale. The last season finale we’ll ever ensure aired last darknes, and just about every single incident had people devotees losing it. I don’t remember I’ve screamed so much at a Tv since the Red Wedding, but this time I was calling with glee because of all the sh* t that went down. Little Finger. Sansa and Arya. Gilly being right. Rhaegar and Lyanna’s wedding. Jaime leaving Cersei . .( I’m not going to talk about the last scene because it’s still a fresh meander .) Never have I ever been a fan of incest, but now I’m a stan. But guys, let’s be real. There was one true ace of last night’s occurrence, and that starring was Jon Snow’s butt. And Twitter is basically deflecting its figurative knee to it.
If “were in” debating whether or not to bend the knee to this whole incest thing, we sure as hell are bending it now. We’re merely on the floor. After an entire season of be developed further, Jon and Dany ultimately hooked up and it was a vision to behold. Yeah, sure, Bran’s narrations over top the Jon and Dany sex scene was pretty damning, considering the fact that it’s now confirmed that Jon has more claim to the Iron Throne than Dany, and you are familiar with, SHE’S HIS AUNT AND EVERYTHING, but we’ll worry about that in two years when the final season of starts.
But for now, I’m going to rewatch that finale about 20 more times until I get my fill, and then I’m going to write a strongly worded letter addressed to HBO necessitating that they don’t ruin Jon and Dany’s relationship in the final season. Listen, people, if I’m going to support incest, this sh* t “re gonna be all” endgame! None of this “we’re going to build up this relationship and these personas and construct you feel a fiery passion for them, and then, when you least expect it, we’re going to slaying them” bullsh* t we’ve had in past seasons. I crave and for Aegon Targaryen and his Auntie Daenerys, DO YOU HEAR ME ?! I don’t known better I feel about what I just said. Anyway, here are the best tweets about Jon Snow’s butt.
Give Jon Snow’s butt a publish credit.
Melisandre might have brought Jon Snow back from the dead, but Jon Snow’s butt brought back.
R+ L= The better butt in all of Westeros.
An Emmy-worthy performance.
Someone call George R. R. Martin and tell him we have an idea for the names of the next book.
KING OF THE NORTH … and likewise everything else.
She like to call me Peaches when we get this nasty.
Again, render. It. A. Writing. Credit.
Dany: “I can’t have children.” Jon Snow: “Hold my beer.”
I’m sorry, the old Twitter can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause it’s dead! DEATH BY NORTHERN BOOTY.
You know nothing, Jon Snow … except how to do squats.